Additional Informations
  • Current Version: 1.1
  • Updated: August 11, 2012
  • Requires Android: 2.2 and up
  • Installs: 1,000 - 5,000




Defend your Cattle from the Panzer Blitz!

- 48 Unique Cuts of Beef
- 7 Types of Panzers
- Intense Strategies

*** Please Support American Beef Farmers ***

100% Earnings of this game will go for buying beef and supporting the beef farmers.


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    Matthew Visgaitis Published date: January 31, 2015

    Unable to close correctly As a ludum dare entry this is what it is, and just like the lingering doubt over what you have experienced the app window hangs around obstructing other apps until you reset the phone. Full Review

    Jonathan Zarra Published date: May 6, 2017

    When you've got beef you've got beef. I was a young wilderbeast before the war of 1952. Beef war saved my life. Full Review

    Matthew Kohutek Published date: December 22, 2015

    WHAT THE F IS THIS!? This is some crazy weird sh!+! Original. I give em that. Full Review

    KNoX Published date: August 12, 2017

    And so we finally meat. You; the greatest mobile game creator of all time! Me; the greatest reviewer of all time. And now, our battle begins. And so I am bested, nay-humbled by you, Captain. I've finally met a game that I could not find fault in. The epitome of gaming creation. But sadly it seems that you've left us. There's not been a release from your god-like mind in years. Where have you gone oh master of digital perfection? Why have you left us? Are we not worthy? Of course we're not but you've graced your glory upon us many times before so it can't be that you've left us in our time of need. You must have travelled back to your home planet to find further enlightenment as to gift us with more unrivalled perfection in the future. I understand it may take some time to reach your home world and then to return so I will hold my breath until you do. Update: I've died from asphyxiation, I probably shouldn't have held my breath. Full Review

    D rain Published date: March 27, 2015

    Pure roflwaffl...errrr.. rofloins? Good fun, reminds me of what internet humor used to be, 'the Buffy: vampire slayer Soundboard 'and such other strokes of genius. Full Review

    The Mind Fister Published date: December 5, 2015

    How can people hate this? I has beef....and tanks.... Full Review

    Patrick Leung Published date: December 14, 2013

    The best war simulation with beef cuts This is the most realistic beef cut war simulation war game. No need to look elsewhere. Full Review

    Mat Duchesne Published date: October 16, 2014

    Insanity This is the sort of thing that drunken banter and nonsense conversations are made of. In a way, it's jesus. Full Review

    Robert Brooks Published date: January 1, 2018

    What the heck did I just play? Whatever. It was several minutes of rollicking fun for the whole family, unless you're a family of vegetarians. Or especially if you're a family of vegetarians. Spoon! Full Review

    Waffqle Driggers Published date: March 10, 2015

    The premier mobile cattle battle. Full Review

    A Google User Published date: February 26, 2013

    Realistic War Simulator One of the best FPS simulators for Android. Highly reccomend, download today! Full Review

    Ryan Mitchell Published date: July 10, 2015

    Amazing Looked up worst apps, still loved it Full Review

    Andy Ings Published date: April 4, 2013

    Hmmm Have I really just seen this? 3 stars for the sounds Full Review

    Ashley Denmeade Published date: January 7, 2015

    I hate you. Full Review

    Robert Alpin Published date: January 6, 2018

    That was almost a game Full Review

    Riley Brewer Published date: August 30, 2014

    The essence of gaming Full Review

    Patrick Chastain Published date: January 31, 2014

    What in the hell Full Review

    Nigel Ames Published date: June 4, 2014

    Beefwar Yes Full Review

    john cena Published date: May 4, 2014

    Sucks dick Five stars Full Review

    Mike Abulencia Published date: July 13, 2015

    Wow? Just, wow? Full Review

    Kevin Sparks Published date: October 2, 2017

    Better than Zelda Full Review

    Prawo Jazdy Published date: March 19, 2014

    Excellent. Full Review

    Donald Burris Published date: October 24, 2014

    Innovation at it's best. This game was the greatest. Best graphics, sounds, and idea ever. Jesus would give this 10/10. Full Review

    Stacy S. Published date: October 20, 2014

    Captain Games is Video Games I'll play anything you make. Full Review

    derick yjr Published date: April 28, 2015

    best app ever!! I don't know even why.... Full Review