Funny Quotes Free
A huge collection of funny quotes! Updated daily!
- Current Version: 7.5
- Updated: January 22, 2018
- Requires Android: 4.0 and up
- Installs: 1,000,000 - 5,000,000
Daily updated funny quotes!
+ Best funny quotes with pictures!
+ Save and share your favorite quotes.
+ Simple navigation and clean interface.
+ Voting system, your vote decide.
+ Categorized galleries: hot, new, top and your favorite quotes.
This is the real deal.. Prepare your battery, to browse thousands collection of funny quotes.
WARNING: Some picture in this app may cause spontaneous, uncontrollable laugh. Please do not open this app in office, school or library! (or you can open it anytime and anyplace, I'm not your dad.)
Whoever you are, maybe you are come from a far away land, maybe you don't understand my language, maybe you are from a country that i never heard the name...
One thing is sure, everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
So, whoever you are, wherever you are, lets make this world brighter, starting with a smile :)
Do you need a smile on your boring day?
Do you need an inspiration for your Facebook status?
Do you need something funny to amuse your friends?
Welcome to Funny Quotes! Here is a daily updated funny quotes to brighten your day! All is free!
Here you will find various funny quotes, funny poems, humor, funny images collection.
Share picture using Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc.. (thanks to Jason Yates)
*Real Warning: these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
-> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-> I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-> Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
-> My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-> My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-> I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
-> Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MazeMichael Published date: February 19, 2018
This is one of the best apps I've ever had and you should use it whenever you want to laugh or cheer up your day. So funny and simply genus! Full Review
Kibby MCPE Published date: February 17, 2018
I love this even im just looking at the pictures and not downloading so i download it and rate no problems Full Review
Published date: January 27, 2018
I think this app is funny and can teach some valueable life lessons Full Review
SuperTacoBoss Published date: February 7, 2018
Good app but should be renamed to "funny memes" Full Review
FlyingCat99 Published date: February 15, 2018
Make me laugh every time Full Review
Published date: February 16, 2018
Funny it makes me laugh every day Full Review
Assassin'sCreedplayer 6024 Published date: February 11, 2018
Really funny I loved the one that said "would you like a table" "No I came here to sit on the floor carpet for 5 please" Full Review
eilidh x Published date: February 1, 2018
So funny luv it <3 Full Review
Published date: January 26, 2018
It's fresh. Full Review
that guy 22 Sam Published date: February 4, 2018
Funny it's funny Full Review
Sonja Smith Published date: February 9, 2018
Super funnyððð!!! Full Review
ProLikeGamer YT Published date: February 23, 2018
Best app 2018 ð soo funny!!! Full Review
Sidhant Kachhap Published date: February 17, 2018
Woah! Fantastic! Full Review
Isabella Foord Published date: February 17, 2018
I love this Full Review
uyangasaikhan b Published date: February 6, 2018
Loved it Full Review
Brayden Punk Published date: February 9, 2018
Hilarious Full Review
Published date: February 24, 2018
Awesome Full Review
Tyrant Test Tube Published date: September 10, 2017
I like the app for the funny moments it brings and all the interesting, relatable and nice comments... I put one as my background. "How people see you isn't important, how you see yourself means everything. I loved that one and I think you should add a little tab for people to make there own Full Review
Avery's Got Donuts Published date: January 4, 2018
I think it's a very nice app for funny memes and quotes. The problems rely upon how many of the same quotes are still there after a while and New quotes never come on to replace them. (It makes it kinda boring when you have to scroll down really really low to find some fresh laughs. Otherwise great app and just a little constructive criticism. :3 âºð Full Review
Patrick Dipper Published date: December 31, 2017
The jokes are very funny but I recently discovered a huge glitch. When I scroll really far down to see the ones I haven't seen before I can't select them because it just crashes and somehow turns my home screen on my phone, blank white for a while. Full Review
Mine Oweh Published date: December 20, 2017
I come to this app regularly to laugh or just to read something relatable. Really love it. Though if it could bring in new memes and quotes more regularly that would be great. That's probably just me being picky though. Full Review
ScrewItNoNaame` Published date: July 13, 2017
Idk. I just bought this game and it FREAKING Sucks! Horrible Quotes! JK I love it! I just think you need to upgrade the quotes or else the other People who downloaded it will quickly delete it when it gets boring. Full Review
I'm Swirlz Published date: January 12, 2018
It's a really fun app actually. All the memes are hilarious. The only thing is there is barely any new memes every once in a while. Other than that.. Beautiful ð Full Review
Published date: September 16, 2017
Unlike others quotes apps this is actually really funny and u never get bored of it. Please make other apps like sarcastic quotes just funny things in general. Keep updating the memes! Full Review
Published date: March 27, 2017
It really needs updating more regularly with new quotes. A lot of them are repeated a lot Full Review
Taylor Durst Published date: July 27, 2017
I love this app it is my go to app for jokes they are more in the range of younger kids because most of them you tell to someone they will get. I have tried other joke apps like ifunny and so on but for me this one was the best Full Review
Published date: January 11, 2018
I love this really funny and i will want to read it all day i shared half of these photos thanks for the amazing app thx........lol i think the one that says "you say you love flowers.. but you cut the...you say you love animal but you eat them...you say you love me and now im scared Full Review
Manish V Published date: May 15, 2017
Ha Ha Ha Ha, Those jokes are hilarious, had been so long since I read a joke that compels you to laugh. 5 Star all the way, ð Full Review
Haker134 MINECRAFT Published date: January 11, 2018
It's REALLY funny. I'm one of those people who don't laugh a lot but this really cracked me up! Best app ever. Full Review
Theraphosidae AKA Tarantula Published date: October 18, 2017
I love this app. 5 minutes on this app and I was addicted to it's pessimistic off-brand memes. Full Review
kago kgothi Published date: September 6, 2017
When ever I am sad I open this app n laugh. Thank you for creating such a wonderful app. Five stars. No problem with it Full Review
Sadie Hennessey Published date: August 9, 2017
So funny! You can't do much about it needing Internet but I have spent hours laughing at the funny and Relatable quotes! It's updated so it doesn't get boring! Great. Full Review
Phoebe Wood Published date: January 14, 2018
This is the best app i have ever got. Whenever I'm in a bad mood, i just come on this app and most the time it cheers me up. INSTALL THIS APP!!!!!!!!!!! ððððð â¡â¥â¡ Full Review
Rosemc Published date: April 23, 2017
It funny put me in a god mood my wall paper Is one of these I really love ... Full Review
Terri Williams Published date: November 1, 2017
I really like this site but I've unfortunately run across a few that I've found to be very offensive to me I hope the quotes are being reviewed before posting #558 Full Review
nidhi verma Published date: December 11, 2017
I think there should be a bookmark kinda thing..... So when you open the app it will tell you on which pic were you last time ððð Full Review
Katrell TheInfiniteApple Published date: August 11, 2017
I love this app. Nothing has made me laugh so hard than this. great Jokes here! Full Review
Published date: November 18, 2017
hate this app wont even let me on the stupid thing. Waste of my precious time! Full Review
Thunder Storm Published date: September 10, 2017
Made me giggle like a little girl, but there needs. Bookmark system or somtin to keep track Full Review
Carly J Martinez Published date: May 7, 2017
AMAZING! I died in laughter I swear you better download this! It will make you day or night! Plus my favorite quote is "are you ready for the trip? I'll alpaca my bags!" Full Review